PC Selby's Criminal Database

The crime rate in Greendale is really small but PC Arthur Selby set up a database of criminal records for such a case.

It is worth noting that Pat Clifton is secretly the most prolific criminal in the village.

Clifton, Pat

 * Theft of Mrs. Goggins' Knickers
 * Vandalism
 * Road Rage
 * Drunk Driving
 * Sex Assault on Minors
 * Threatening to Kick his Cat
 * "Postman Twat" videos
 * Not Going To Specsavers
 * Fraud
 * Cheating on "Mastermind"
 * Arson; including Setting the School on Fire
 * Prank Calling the Police, Fire Service and Ambulance Service
 * Possession of Porn Magazines
 * Voyeurism

Clifton, Jess

 * Tripping up Pat
 * Being a bad cat
 * Crashing Pat's Post Van

Dryden, Granny

 * Cooking Meth

Carbunkle, Edwin

 * Using Technology for Evil
 * Framing Pat
 * Attempt to Murder